- Me: I'm having a dilemma. I love Kirsten, but I like fries too.
- My mind: I've got an idea: make a list of cons for each of them. You'll see which one has the worst traits, and your decision will be easy after that.
- Me: That's bloody brilliant. Alright.. Kirsten; Demanding, talks too much, easy to get jealous and must-be-followed.
- My mind: Alright, fair enough. Now, what's wrong with fries?
- Me: She's not Kirsten. :(
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
- Me with no money: I want everything
- Me with money: what the fuck do I buy